rhondas_bunch on ig
-
-
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
(via greyerwardens)
-
top 5 candles i just found on this disney world themed candle website
5.
the castaway key one
castaway key is the private island Disney owns that you go on if you take the cruise. they don’t actually pump in scents on castaway key, it just smells like the ocean cuz it’s in the ocean. apparently this candle just smells like salt water and that’s compelling to me. The #1 thing i want my bedroom to smell like is low tide
4.
the Avatar (blue guys not airbender) one
ok so disney just opened Pandora and i havent been there because…lmfao…anyways the banshee flight ride is this supposedly amazing simulator of the Avatar universe and im just staring at this candle wondering what the Avatar universe could possibly smell like. weird fruits and dyed hair and musk and imperialism? the options mystify me…..
3.
churro
it’s just cinnamon it’s just a cinnamon scented candle and it’s 20 dollars
2.
the bromine one
ok so i saw this one and was puzzled cuz i’ve ridden Pirates of the Carribean maybe a million times and dont remember any imagineered scents….then i was like “oh wait, i guess it kind of smells like bromine cuz thats what they use to disinfect the waters, but there’s no way that’s what this candle smells like…”…guess what. it’s a bromine candle. that’s basically like if you had a candle that smelled like piss and chlorine because you long for your youth at the local YMCA. and i love it.
1.
rome burning
there’s two reasons why i love this and actually am going to buy it shortly. first of all “rome burning” is an iconic scene in one of my favorite epcot rides, Spaceship Earth, when you pass the ruins of a recently-destroyed Rome and it smells like the fires have just gone out and it’s just really cool. but the second and most important reason why this is amazing is that, like, 85% of people are going to look at this candle burning in my house, smell the telling notes of fresh embers and soot, and think i bought a candle solely to commemerate the firey death of a once great empire. which i did. fuck rome.
(via greyerwardens)
-
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
“penguin brothers forever”
(via greyerwardens)
-
View high resolution
Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!
Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before
(via allelitewrestling)
-
adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is
(via cupcakeslushie)
-
View high resolution
its nice to know that this is something that other people do too.
(Source: sarahseeandersen, via allelitewrestling)
-
-
View high resolution
the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
(via greyerwardens)
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani